Lewis Dunk

Phew! Manchester City have finally won the Premier League title. What took them so damned long, eh? Luckily, the Football Fives Podcast gang is on hand to run the rule over their extraordinary tardiness. It's gone Easter, for Christ's sake. Embarrassing.

We're a three-piece this week. Chris Nee had to go and cause some trouble at a derby match so it's left to David Hartrick, Daniel Storey and Ryan Keaney to talk City's triumph, mull over the bizarre phenomenon of the PFA awards, discuss football documentaries and name the best footballing time of the year. (It's Christmas.)

There's also a dip back into our hands-off running of the fictional club we made up once as we talk about our marquee summer signings. Will we snatch Mohamed Salah? Snare Cristiano Ronaldo? Rescue Leonardo Bonucci and Giorgio Chiellini from their parted hell, reuniting them in our fantastical version of Berlin? There's only one way to find out...